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After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
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When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to...
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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love,...
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We...
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Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins...
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I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not...
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The secret of happiness is something to do.
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The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of...
Quote #11130
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.