Quote #6516
Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #9071
I write when I’m inspired, and I see to it that I’m inspired at...
Quote #4818
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #13012
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
Quote #473
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #19282
What’s meant to be will always find a way.
Quote #7583
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Quote #13936
You gotta have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna...
Quote #11950
Success is never final.