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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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America has believed that in differentiation, not in uniformity, lies the path of progress....
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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This book fills a much-needed gap.
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
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All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its...
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And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
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Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind.
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Some think it’s holding on that makes one strong sometimes it’s letting go.
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...