Quote #3483
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
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I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
Quote #15428
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Quote #5551
Men do less than they ought, unless they do all that they can.
Quote #8397
Faults are soon copied.
Quote #868
It is with true love as it is with ghosts everyone talks about it,...
Quote #1615
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Quote #5171
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
Quote #11891
Once you’ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the words.
Quote #14917
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.