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Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who...
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There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of...
Quote #7908
Round numbers are always false.
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites...
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As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate...
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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I don’t dream about actors and actresses They dream about me. I am reality,...
Quote #18010
What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.