Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #2201
People asking questions, lost in confusion, well I tell them there’s no problem, only...
Quote #17726
It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit...
Quote #5967
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Quote #7439
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
Quote #7224
I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...
Quote #4126
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #1669
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is...
Quote #2213
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #5907
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the...