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I care not so much what I am to others as what I am...
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We must not measure greatness from the mansion down, but from the manger up.
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Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The...
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Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
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I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can...
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Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
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I can’t forgive my friends for dying I don’t find these vanishing acts of...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into...
Quote #7234
I let the American people down.