Quote #14528
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quote #245
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #11447
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #7241
I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience...
Quote #19090
I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #18385
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #13987
Once in a while you meet someone, and soon you both discover the two...
Quote #18507
A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old...
Quote #3179
The adoration of his heart had been to her only as the perfume of...