Quote #3221
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #15347
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Quote #8960
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Quote #6307
We know life is futile. A man who considers that his life is of...
Quote #11900
One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing that to...
Quote #9787
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
Quote #1927
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
Quote #9640
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
Quote #2788
Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not...
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.