Quote #9958
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful...
Quote #474
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Quote #12171
If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more...
Quote #8838
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour the body.
Quote #15750
Oh, how fine it is to know a thing or two.
Quote #15110
Like winds and sunsets, wild things were taken for granted until progress began to...
Quote #17602
There is one universal gesture that has one universal message–a smile
Quote #21120
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Quote #7617
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.