Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #10985
The secret of power is the knowledge that others are more cowardly than you...
Quote #7379
God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper.
Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #13521
It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
Quote #20282
Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.
Quote #15778
To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.
Quote #9156
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it...
Quote #5688
The world’s a bubble and the life of man Less than a span.
Quote #14442
Of all possessions wisdom alone is immortal.