Quote #4682
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #12437
When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
Quote #4015
The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as...
Quote #1087
Stranger in a strange country.
Quote #1449
Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
Quote #9941
Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of...
Quote #16120
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #4865
The true way to soften one’s troubles is to solace those of others.
Quote #6556
You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never...
Quote #10324
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.