Quote #6455
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #13479
Something unpredictable but in the end it’s right, I hope you have the time...
Quote #19908
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Quote #11153
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #196
The Negro says, ‘Now.’ Others say, ‘Never.’ The voice of responsible Americans … says,...
Quote #9928
In the United States today, we have more than our share of nattering nabobs...
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #1776
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that...
Quote #15305
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
Quote #19310
It isn’t the incompetent who destroys an organization. The incompetent never gets in a...