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You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy,...
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
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When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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All that spirits desire, spirits attain.
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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
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If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain,...
Quote #8191
People don’t start wars, governments do.
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Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever...
Quote #9984
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.