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A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #19107
No nation is fit to sit in judgement upon any other nation.
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I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with...
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Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace Where there is hatred let me...
Quote #7496
The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence.
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #3645
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.