Quote #18782
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #18451
My Karma ran over your dogma.
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Life is too short for a long story.
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I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said...
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Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials. I want to talk...
Quote #11843
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #12521
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #14135
Opposition brings concord. Out of discord comes the fairest harmony.
Quote #960
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...