Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #742
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Quote #20357
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what...
Quote #14837
Don’t forget to love yourself.
Quote #18929
History is always best written generations after the event, when clouded fact and memory...
Quote #9810
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #16605
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
Quote #18096
It doesn’t matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you...
Quote #19487
I don’t really trust a sane person.
Quote #5317
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.