Quote #18119
Health food makes me sick.
Quote #18387
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn’t being said.
Quote #3489
When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to...
Quote #4710
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
Quote #19736
We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and...
Quote #898
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #12757
We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we...
Quote #14637
But who is to guard the guards themselves
Quote #9192
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.