Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #6828
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest...
Quote #11621
Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
Quote #21694
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Quote #16747
Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every...
Quote #3416
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Quote #18902
Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and satisfying result of strenuous discipline.
Quote #6558
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #19710
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be...
Quote #15285
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social...