Quote #19245
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #8618
He who boasts of his ancestry praises the merits of another. – Hercules Furens
Quote #2408
I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than...
Quote #19772
Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don’t.
Quote #12078
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #20027
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #12934
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
Quote #13477
Telling the truth will lead you to freedom telling the lies will lead you...
Quote #16782
Truth is beautiful and divine no matter how humble its origin.
Quote #14038
No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see...