Quote #11447
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
Quote #6003
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #21296
You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.
Quote #2507
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a...
Quote #12594
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the...
Quote #12126
A man’s best friends are his ten fingers.
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Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
Quote #16901
The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a...