Quote #1608
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #12983
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #13986
The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
Quote #1468
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #5081
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
Quote #19874
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
Quote #13319
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
Quote #19773
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
Quote #16160
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Quote #20021
Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice....