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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
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Everything has its limit–iron ore cannot be educated into gold. – 1906
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Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes in the sense that almost certainly...
Quote #7062
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...
Quote #19216
One of the things that makes God different from people is that God is...
Quote #10194
Whoever sets himself to see things as they are will find himself one of...
Quote #8137
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims...
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It is not doing the things we like to do, But liking the things...
Quote #7844
Something we were withholding made us weak, until we found out it was ourselves.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...