Quote #16590
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #901
The American experience stirred mankind from discovery to exploration, from the cautious quest for...
Quote #11161
Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...
Quote #13076
Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.
Quote #18894
We are different from previous generations of conservatives. We are no longer working to...
Quote #13521
It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
Quote #13535
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #4277
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
Quote #20298
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...