Quote #11525
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous,...
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An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to...
Quote #19528
Experience suggests it doesn’t matter so much how you got here, as what you...
Quote #16502
We thank you, Almighty God, for the gift of water. Over it the Holy...
Quote #16470
I don’t want to describe the hate mail we’ve gotten. (on why she was...
Quote #14711
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Quote #16615
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
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It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far...
Quote #21806
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.