Quote #15815
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #4085
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.
Quote #5124
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Quote #312
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men,...
Quote #12976
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #17237
No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
Quote #3235
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Quote #663
In the woods is perpetual youth.
Quote #715
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #4123
He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others.