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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #15761
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
Quote #1600
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Quote #1828
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is slow-ripening fruit.
Quote #18198
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
Quote #5042
Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines.
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It is easy to go down into Hell night and day, the gates of...
Quote #11243
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #5673
I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and...