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No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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It’s an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can’t...
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Once lead this people into war and they will forget there ever was such...
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense...
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There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...