Quote #178
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #1643
When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy...
Quote #3295
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #8182
I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than...
Quote #8523
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
Quote #17679
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
Quote #10221
Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.
Quote #4972
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Quote #12255
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #10232
Truth always originates in a minority of one, and every custom begins as a...