Quote #21444
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #1413
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
Quote #959
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
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To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children....
Quote #17421
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #19698
Make wisdom your provision for the journey from youth to old age, for it...
Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #14925
Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Quote #16321
Never marry but for love but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Quote #2004
And when man faces destiny, destiny ends and man comes into his own.