Quote #11541
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
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All sanity depends on this that is should be a delight to feel heat...
Quote #6341
You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy.
Quote #3465
You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill...
Quote #12623
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
Quote #14888
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
Quote #10640
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
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Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the...
Quote #16611
A man’s ruin lies in his tongue.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...