Quote #10546
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #9854
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
Quote #10735
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #14465
I am not a perfect servant. I am a public servant doing my best...
Quote #11366
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
Quote #130
I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #10651
There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said,...
Quote #15904
We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say...
Quote #17598
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #17220
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence and if he was...