Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #6370
Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Quote #12806
A theory has only the alternative of being wrong. A model has a third...
Quote #18784
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Quote #19512
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #13095
My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have...
Quote #16581
Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
Quote #1119
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #16309
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #8066
Peace and friendship with all mankind is our wisest policy, and I wish we...