Quote #11625
Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or...
Quote #17153
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #17951
What is done let us leave alone.
Quote #8930
My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
Quote #19183
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Quote #4956
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...
Quote #5562
The last of the human freedoms is to choose one’s attitudes.
Quote #21809
The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
Quote #10491
I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
Quote #13385
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.