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Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It...
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Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is...
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All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
Quote #4167
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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A woman of honor should not expect of others things she would not do...
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It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.
Quote #19675
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.