Quote #14236
If you don’t ask the right questions, you don’t get the right answers. A...
Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #20497
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #10250
In every age ‘the good old days’ were a myth. No one ever thought...
Quote #3447
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...
Quote #14084
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.
Quote #6457
It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
Quote #14403
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
Quote #11535
I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the...
Quote #13581
If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.