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The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
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It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
Quote #21394
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #14867
It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
Quote #16393
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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Study as if you were going to live forever live as if you were...
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Quote #17165
Our lives teach us who we are.
Quote #7198
Laws, like the spider’s webs, catch the flies and let the hawk go free.