Quote #8947
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.
Quote #20505
Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #746
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #10463
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #18266
Listen to life, it is the wisest teacher of all.
Quote #17869
Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
Quote #3284
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #10322
A man is a little soul carrying around a courpse.
Quote #2626
It ain’t over ’till it’s over.
Quote #4066
Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be...