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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
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There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long...
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Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
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Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The...
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Hate is not a feeling toward another, but a feeling of defeat by another.
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According to conviction, I am not simply what I am doing now. I am...
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous it is nothing if...