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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
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I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that people...
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Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your...
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People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
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You never find yourself until you face the truth.
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The spirit in which a thing is given determines that in which the debt...
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The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...