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Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
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If thou live according to nature, thou wilt never be poor if according to...
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Being on the tightrope is living everything else is waiting.
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By the time you get to your ball, if you don’t know what to...
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Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
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Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for...