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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13867

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Jean Iris Murdoch

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A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of...
Hal Borland

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If you would know strength and patience, welcome the company of trees.
George Bernard Shaw

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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Muriel Spark

Quote #17637

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Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Fred Allen

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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of...
Dean Martin

Quote #20806

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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Elbert Hubbard

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He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much.
Charles Franklin Kettering

Quote #14775

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You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Jeff Melvoin

Quote #20920

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m not judging people, I’m judging their actions. It’s the same type of distinction...
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