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To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence supreme excellence...
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Be courteous to all, but intimate with few and let those few be well...
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. … The average...
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I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and...
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...