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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13673

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Orrin Hatch

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We’re going to find out who did this and we’re going after the bastards...
David Riesman

Quote #6151

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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious and its capacity for...
Lily Tomlin

Quote #6735

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We’re all in this alone.
Robert Newton Peck

Quote #21009

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Clint Eastwood

Quote #20107

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There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
Jane Austen

Quote #10368

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The enthusiasm of a woman’s love is even beyond the biographer’s.
Duke Ellington

Quote #12830

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
Horace Walpole

Quote #3988

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and...
David Dean Rusk

Quote #17168

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
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