Quote #2686
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #21076
If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
Quote #20976
If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair...
Quote #7705
If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Quote #21586
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in...
Quote #6381
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Times is still a-flying And this same...
Quote #11525
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #1712
It is discouraging to try and penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to...
Quote #10477
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only...
Quote #11593
Vote early and vote often.