Quote #6321
With all their faults, trade-unions have done more for humanity than any other organization...
Quote #19933
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #10937
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #21550
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #3314
Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around...
Quote #2876
Man merely discovers’ he never can and never will invent.
Quote #11005
My performances have finally caught up with my ego.
Quote #3411
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #13377
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the...