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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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Love grants in a moment what toil can hardly achieve in an age.
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Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
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With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.
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He restored the Bible to its people, he restored the people to the Bible.
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Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.