Quote #16511
Parents need to fill a child’s bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest...
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #20679
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #21299
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found it without...
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she...
Quote #21501
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #15623
The only cure for contempt is countercontempt.
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If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the...
Quote #14759
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...