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If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them...
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When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk...
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I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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He who laughs, lasts
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Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...
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In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important,...
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All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...
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Goodness does not consist in greatness, but greatness in goodness.