Quote #20806
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #14576
Tell me, and I’ll forget. Show me, and I’ll remember. Involve me, and I’ll...
Quote #12240
What would it be like if you lived each day, each breath, as a...
Quote #3295
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #1964
I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin,...
Quote #9497
The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is...
Quote #6366
He who is not impatient is not in love.
Quote #9496
The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman...
Quote #2665
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
Quote #9068
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and...